🎤🥖 “AND NOW…THE TOUGHEST BREAD IN THE ARENA ROLLS IN!” 🥖🎤

Forged in ovens hotter than any forge…
shaped by the hands of pure destruction…
this 3lb undercutter slices through the battlefield with the precision of a master baker… gone absolutely brutal!

THE CRUSTY CRUSHER!
THE TANGENT-DRIVING TERROR!
THE SLICER OF STEEL AND DOUGH!

🔥 BRUTAL BAGUETTE! 🔥

With its deadly tangent drive, every swing hits at the perfect angle to undercut, topple, and demolish anything foolish enough to stand in its way.
Its 3lb of baked-in brutality isn’t just heavy—it’s unstoppable, unstoppable like a rolling loaf of doom!

Opponents beware: the arena is no place for the soft, the flaky, or the lightly toasted…
because when Brutal Baguette starts swinging,

EVERY BOT GETS A CRUSTY RECKONING! 🥖💥