Rank
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PNK
1lb - Plastic Antweight
Weapons
Spinner

PNK is what happens when pure chaos gets a paint job and a late-night mission at Waffle House.

At first glance, it’s just a suspiciously bright pink robot. Friendly. Harmless. Almost cute.
That illusion lasts approximately 0.7 seconds after the match starts—or the moment it locks onto a Waffle House at 2 AM.

Built by Grizzly Robotics as both a psychological weapon and a waffle-operations unit, PNK specializes in maximum disrespect per second—whether it’s in the arena or scaling the walls of a Waffle House during peak chaos hours. Opponents don’t just lose—they get dismantled by something that looks like it should be handing out waffles.

Key features include:

  • Aggressively overpowered drivetrain for rapid Waffle House deployment

  • A weapon system designed with the philosophy of “what if we just… didn’t hold back?”

  • Advanced wall-climbing capabilities for full restaurant coverage

  • Syrup-resistant armor (tested under extreme breakfast conditions)

  • A color scheme scientifically proven to make defeats 3x more embarrassing

PNK doesn’t just fight. It asserts dominance in highlighter pink—on the battlefield and inside your local Waffle House.

Every scratch on its armor is a badge of honor. Every opponent it flips, shreds, or launches is just another step toward its true objective:

total waffle-secured supremacy.