Im Bending Unit 22, unit number 1,729, serial number 2716057. 

My good friend Leela describes me as an "alcoholic, whore-mongering, chain-smoking gambler" but I also like to fight other robots.... to the death.... hahaha, just kidding or am I? Tune in to see if Bender Bedning Rodriguez is the best robot in the world and if not then screw this! Imma make a better robot combat league with blackjack and hookers!