There's an old saying that nothing in nature moves quite like a tornado. BANANADO proves that saying wrong in the most horrifying way possible. This nightmare fusion of spinning shell and mechanical legs doesn't just destroy - it hunts. Like some eldritch horror that crawled out of a fruit bowl, BANANADO stalks its prey with unnatural patience before unleashing its spinning apocalypse.

They said bananas couldn't walk. They said tornados couldn't think. They were wrong on both counts. BANANADO is what happens when Mother Nature's warning labels get ignored. The extra weight bonus from its walker classification isn't a competition rule - it's a cosmic price paid for defying the natural order.

Some say if you listen closely, you can hear it singing 'Ring around the rosie' as it walks. Others say those witnesses were already too far gone.

Warning: This banana may cause extreme structural damage, psychological trauma, and an irrational fear of fruit stands.