Homemade Crappy Combat Robots

Dumb robots are the perfect holiday treat! Bake one today... or maybe don't.

Ingredients: One fresh antweight blade and room temperature fairyweight electonics.

Cook Time: WAY too long for this level of stupidity.

Directions

 1: Spend 3 months designing a dumb bot for your friend and forget to register it in the competition until every spot is filled.

2: Spend far too many hours of your life and real American dollars to get the thing working.

3: Watch it get ripped up after 10 seconds.