Introducing the eco-warrior of wholesale destruction - DEADLY CROISSANT!

Forged from plant-based polylactic acid, this sustainable slayer brings a whole new meaning to "green" energy! Its chassis, curved like its namesake French delicacy, houses a devastating surprise - a horizontal spinner crafted from pure PETG that'll recycle your dreams into NIGHTMARES!

This environmentally conscious assassin proves you don't need metal to be MENTAL! Watch in terror as its polymer-powered weapon system reaches velocities that'll make your head spin! Its low-profile design means it'll slide right under your defenses like margarine on a hot croissant!

Will its opponents survive the onslaught of this biodegradable beast? Or will they become yet another victim of this PASTRY OF PAIN?!