🎤🍩 “HOLD ONTO YOUR SWEET TOOTH—IT’S ABOUT TO GET MESSY!” 🍩🎤

Fresh out of the deep fryer and glazed for maximum carnage, rolling into the arena like a sugar-fueled cyclone of chaos… here comes the pastry-themed pulverizer who puts the “mmm” in mayhem…

THE SPINNING SWEET OF DEFEAT! THE BREAKFAST BRUISER! THE DONUT OF DOOM!

🔥 CRUELLER… CRULLER! 🔥

This 150g meltybrain menace doesn’t just rotate— IT WHIPS INTO A FULL-ON BAKERY BERSERK MODE! Dancing across the floor in a frosting-smeared frenzy, slamming opponents with the unstoppable force of a rolling carb-comet!

Flaky? Yes. Sugary? Absolutely. Deadly? OH, YOU BET YOUR BAVARIAN CREAM.

No bot is safe from those buttery blows— because every hit from Crueller Cruller tastes like victory… and smells faintly of freshly baked destruction.

So warm up the ovens, sprinkle the powdered sugar, and step aside— because once Crueller Cruller starts spinning…

THE WHOLE ARENA GETS TOASTED. 🍩💥